
DRINK
OUR flagship pour
THE FUNKY GROG
A proprietary blend of rums, fresh-pressed citrus juices, our secret grog elixir & a whisper of allspice dram.
classic tipples
Mai tai
Legend has it, one night in 1944, Trader Vic set out to create the “finest drink” and he did just that! Vic served his concoction to a couple of friends from Tahiti and they exclaimed, “Mai Tai!” meaning, “The Best!” We make ours with Appleton 12 Year and Smith & Cross rums, from-scratch orgeat, Pierre Ferrand Dry Curacao and lime.
dr. funk
Rum-Bar Silver, Lemon Hart 1804, Herbsaint (akin to absinthe) lemon, lime, turnbinado, house-made grenadine
Dr. Funk’s original prescription for heat suffering. Not for the faint of heart.
three dots & a dash
Barbencourt 8 Year Rum, Neisson Blanc Agricole Rum, El Dorado 12 Year Rum, John D. Velvet Falernum, St. Elizabeth Allspice Dram, pineapple, lime, orange, honey
sidewinder’s fang
Lemon Hart Blackpool Spiced Rum, Lemon Hart Rum 151, orange, lime, passionfruit
puka punch
Appleton Estate Signature Blend, Denizen Three Year Aged White Rum, Goslings Black Seal Rum, Lemon Hart Rum 151, velvet falernum, lime, orange, pineapple, passionfruit, honey
missionary’s downfall
Foursquare Probitas White Rum, Rothman & Winter Orchard Peach Liqueur, lime, pineapple, mint
JUNGLE BIRD
Worthy Park Select Rum, Campari, pineapple, lime, turbinado
rum barrel
Diamond Reserve White Demerara Rum, Smith & Cross Navy Strength Rum, Lemon Hart Rum 151, John D. Taylor Velvet Falernum, St. Elizabeth Allspice Dram, pineapple, lime, molasses, Bittercube Bolivar Bitters
zombie
The 1934 cocktail that put Donn Beach on the map. This delicious drink with a dangerous amount of booze soon became the most infamous of its time. Beach kept his recipe a closely guarded secret until the day he died. About 70 years later, his formula was finally decrypted. We use four rums including 151.
signature drams
FORBIDDEN ALCHEMY
A clarified milk punch: Chairmen's Spiced Rum, Hamilton White Stache Rum, Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Herbsaint (akin to absinthe), Copper & Kings Brandy, pineapple-infused spiced tea
boozy beachbum
Worthy Park Overproof, Lemon Hart 1804, cinnamon, lemon, chocolate bitters
THAI CHI
Thai tea-infused Coruba Dark Rum, John D. Taylor Velevet Falernum, St. Elizabeth Allspice Dram, condensed milk syrup, cherry bark vanilla bitters
paradise lagoon
Lemon Hart Blackpool, Planteray OFTD, pineapple, orange, coconut cream
myers’s storm
Dr. Funk’s private barrel of Myers’s, allspice dram, lime, molasses, ginger beer
Phoenix rising
Del Maguey Vida Mezcal, Paranubes Oaxacan Rum, Aperol, pineapple, lime, coconut cream, cinnamon, Serrano tincture
SHAMAN KING
Arette Reposado Tequila, SuzeSaveur d’Autrefois gentian apéritif, pineapple, lime, passionfruit, Peychaud’s + Angostura Bitters
siren’s shore
Smith & Cross Navy Strength Rum, Amaro Montenegro, mango, lemon, coconut cream, cherry bark vanilla bitters
SHIPWRECK
Two Caribbean rums, cachaça, blackberry, banana, pineapple, pomegranate, Tiki Bitters & citrus will get you wrecked. Enjoy as a single serving or in a growler (serves 4 to 5).
SATURN’S SUNRISE
Uncle Val’s Gin, pineapple, lime, passionfruit, honey, cherry bark vanilla bitters, Aperol
lychee luau
Tito's Vodka, lychee, passionfruit, lemon, Wrey & Nephew Overproof White Rum
ESPRESSo OASIS
Planterey Cut & Dry Coconut + OFTD Overproof, falernum, from-scratch orgeat