DRINK

CLASSIC TIPPLES

MAI TAI
Legend has it, one night in 1944, Trader Vic set out to create the “finest drink” and he did just that! Vic served his concoction to a couple of friends from Tahiti and they exclaimed, “Mai Tai!” meaning, “The Best!” We make ours with Appleton Estate 12 Year (yes, you heard that right), Smith & Cross Navy Strength, orgeat, Pierre Ferrand Dry Curacao and lime. Take home your own Dr. Funk Rocks Glass for $8 more!

SIDEWINDER’S FANG
Lemon Hart Blackpool Spiced Rum, Lemon Hart Rum 151, orange, lime, passionfruit

PUKA PUNCH
Appleton Estate Signature Blend, Denizen Three Year Aged White Rum, Goslings Black Seal Rum, Lemon Hart Rum 151, velvet falernum, lime, orange, pineapple, passionfruit, honey

MISSIONARY’S DOWNFALL
Foursquare Probitas White Rum, Rothman & Winter Orchard Peach Liqueur, lime, pineapple, mint

JUNGLE BIRD
Cruzan Black Strap Rum, Campari, pineapple, lime, turbinado

RUM BARREL
Diamond Reserve White Demerara Rum, Smith & Cross Navy Strength Rum, Lemon Hart Rum 151, John D. Taylor Velvet Falernum, St. Elizabeth Allspice Dram, pineapple, lime, molasses, Bittercube Bolivar Bitters

ZOMBIE
The 1934 cocktail that put Donn Beach on the map. This delicious drink with a dangerous amount of booze soon became the most infamous of its time. Beach kept his recipe a closely guarded secret until the day he died. About 70 years later, his formula was finally decrypted. We use four rums including 151.

HOUSE DRAMS

MILK PUNCH
Ask us about our seasonal clarified Milk Punch!

PHOENIX RISING
Del Maguey Vida Mezcal, Paranubes Oaxacan Rum, Aperol, pineapple, lime, coconut cream, cinnamon, Serrano tincture

SHAMAN KING
Arette Reposado Tequila, SuzeSaveur d’Autrefois gentian apéritif, pineapple, lime, passionfruit, Peychaud’s + Angostura Bitters — The source of all healing; imbibe the Shaman’s power.

SIREN’S SHORE
Smith & Cross Navy Strength Rum, Amaro Montenegro, mango, lemon, coconut cream, Bittercube Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters — Get whisked away to Saimese seaside by this drink inspired by Mango Sticky Rice.

SHIPWRECK
Two Caribbean rums, cachaça, blackberry, banana, pineapple, pomegranate, Tiki bitters & citrus will get you wrecked.

SATURN’S SUNRISE
Uncle Val’s Botanical Gin, pineapple, lime, passionfruit, honey, Bittercube Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters, a float of Aperol

CULPEPPER’S REMEDY
Pierre Ferrand Cognac 1840, Kronan Swedish Punsch, calamansi, Peychaud’s Bitters — This surely would have been Capt. Culpepper’s first choice in treating scurvy.

DR. FUNK
Rum-Bar Silver, Lemon Hart 1804, Herbsaint (akin to Absinthe), lemon, lime, turbinado, house-made grenadine — Dr. Funk’s original prescription for heat suffering. Not for the faint of heart.

PARADISE LAGOON
Lemon Hart Blackpool, Plantation OFTD, pineapple, orange, coconut cream — Get lost in paradise. But remember...travel on foot, not by boat.